America’s greatest days are way long gone.
We once cured disease and invented amazing technologies. The world admired and respected us. We once were something pretty special. Now we're just a punch line at the end of a bad joke.
We've become a nation of self-absorbed little Trolls who couldn’t care less about our country. We create our own messes and avoid taking responsibility for them. We ignore all ideas not our own.
We’ve got the collective memory of a snow cone. As long as it looks like us, talks like us and doesn’t cost us money; it’s all good. Just don’t ask us to sacrifice anything because that would mean having to unplug our IPOD and expose ourselves to the real world and perhaps an original thought.
If you’ve been paying attention, and most of us haven’t, it’s easy to understand our fall. Here's my own Top 10 list of WHY AMERICA IS DONE. It’s scary because it says more about who were as a people than all the bumper stickers on our hybrid SUVs.
10. Rep. Joe Wilson. Why were so many people shocked when the GOP "Gentleman" congressman from South Carolina shamefully interrupted President Obama's health care address to Congress? You could see this one coming from a long way out. Our politics are so screwed up its now acceptable for a member of Congress to disrespect the President during a nationally televised address and call him a liar. Imagine the absolute rage which would have come from the Republican Party if then-Senator Barack Obama had stood up and shouted down President George Bush during an address to Congress? He would have been tarred and feathered. "You Lie! Joe” claimed his outburst was spontaneous and not meant to be disrespectful. The English novelist Samuel Butler knew better when he said "spontaneity is only a term for man's ignorance." Next time, Joe, just bring your sheet to the lynching and be done with it.
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7. Conservative Talk Radio. I know it’s popular, but so was fake vomit for a time. Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, et al. have been laughing their fat butts off all the way to the bank for years on the herd of sheep who buy their books, banter and bullshit. These are not serious people, people. These are carnies that have a sideshow to sell and keep circling back to your town because they know Original Thought ain’t high on your priority list. I get it. If all you want to do is blame everyone else not like you for all your problems, keep buying this stinky cheese. Otherwise, wake up and smell the burning crosses.
6. I Support the Troops.Really? I bought one of those magnetic car ribbons too and it lasted a week until some real American patriot stole it. That’s the extent of most Americans’ support for our troops – they won’t even fork over $4.00 to buy their own bumper sticker. It’s easier to steal it off a stranger’s car - all the pride and none of the commitment. If we really supported our Troops we would be doing much more than just putting magnets on our car bumpers. We would be demanding answers and heads on pikes as to how our best and brightest were sent off to fight a war based on either stupidity or lies. The only "Mission Accomplished" during the past eight years is that War on Terror Profiteers like Halliburton and Blackwater are getting rich while our Troops just keep dying.
5. Corporate America. Greed IS GOOD, Baby; and Corporate America has got it REAL GOOD. They lobbied Congress for 20 years to ease regulation, look the other way and ponzie-up gazillions in tax breaks and incentives; and when their investment scams and funny money-laundering wipes out
4. Tea-Baggers, Birthers and Joker Posters. Conservatives are just not happy people. The election of President Barack Obama has bent their reality and sent them spiraling into the Twilight Zone of foolish, noobish and lame behavior. They hold Tea Parties to celebrate a health care system that charges 30% in administrative fees. Many actually believe the President isn't an American citizen. Others spent some of their beer money on posters depicting the President as the Joker. These people are fresh out of meaningful ideas and solutions. What they are apparently not fresh out of is bump from Rush Limbaugh's drug stash.
3. Kanye West. Can you say, PUNK? This loser just doesn't get it. He storms onto the stage at the 2009 Video Music Awards and interrupts the presentation of the Best Female Video Award to Taylor Swift, cutting the teen singer off, grabbing the microphone and protesting in support of Beyoncé. During the same awards show in 2007, "Punkye" lost his temper and delivered a similar rant. He also took the stage at the American Music Awards in 2004, declaring he was robbed of being named Best New Artist. Interestingly, his rants always are self-serving and usually directed at female artists. I would love to see him try this crap with Toby Keith or Metallica on stage? How is it that we are so willing to put a boot in the ass of foreigners to ensure their women receive fair treatment, but we won't slap down punks like Kanye West when they disrespect our women here on our own soil?
2. Balloon Boy. Parenting in this country has fallen to a new low. The parents of 6-year-old Falcon Heene should have been suspect when they actually agreed to name their son Falcon.Now they just need to go to jail after staging an elaborate hoax involving a homemade metallic balloon which they said was accidentally released with Falcon inside. This one had it all - "breaking news" footage of the runaway balloon flying through the air and anguished tears from a family expressing fears their son was trapped inside. The truth, however, was more stark - little Falcon had been stuffed "up-up-and-away" in the family attic by Dad to create a media sensation which hopefully would lead to marketing the family for - you guessed it - a reality television show. The parents, Richard and Mayumi Heene, got a taste of TV Celebreality when they previously appeared on ABC's "Wife Swap" and have since been trying to sell the idea of another reality show based on the antics of their wacky family. Hey, here's an idea - "American Family Idle"- follow the antics of the Hopeless Heenes as Dad is introduced to his new love buddy at the ADX Supermax Prison; Mom gets community service time as nanny to the OctoMom and the kids get a much needed break from their loser parents, moving into Michael Jackson's now-empty Neverland Ranch.
1. If the President wants to tell your kids to stay in school, that's a BAD thing. The tipping point which sent America over the edge was the day conservatives peed their pants over President Obama's planned nationwide address to school children encouraging them to stay in school, study and work hard to be better citizens. School officials across the nation were blasted with calls and emails from frantic parents who demanded that the speech not be mandatory for students to watch, accusing the President of injecting politics into the classroom. Many school districts, sadly including some right here in the Metroplex, decided not to show the speech. Where was the outrage when Ronald Reagan gave a similar school broadcast in 1988 or when George H.W. Bush did the same in 1991? What the difference? Oh, yeah - those guys were White and Republican.
America - it's time to do something before it all slips away. Turn off the TV and engage in some actual REALITY - organize your very own public act of resistance against the stupid, the narrow-minded, the self-serving, the same-old-same-old. Tell the bigoted and the backwards to shut up.
Enough, already.


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